The Lobotomised plebian of Kingdom Of faizan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Minksy with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed population of 6.902 billion Plebians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osaker. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pleb economy, worth a remarkable 1,251 trillion Zarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,258 Zarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

It's illegal to be caught on tape, the new classical revitalization of Osaker is expected to be completed sometime in the next century, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, and code enforcement officers circle wealthy Plebians like vultures. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom Of faizan's national animal is the Short tailed karabja fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Schizophrenia.

Kingdom Of faizan is ranked 307,832^nd in the world and 304^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Primitive, scoring -414.23 on the Scary Big Number Scale.