The Legendary RMB Meower of Kingdom of Lions Roar is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Lionsroar with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.355 billion Lions Roarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Hall of the RMB. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.5%.

The frighteningly efficient lionroarian economy, worth 436 trillion Tearss of Trolls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 100,340 Tearss of Trolls, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, vacationing Lions Roarians expect to be treated as royalty, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, and factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Lions Roar's national animal is the Suppress Button, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bash the Fash.

Kingdom of Lions Roar is ranked 37,509^th in the world and 1^st in New Amsterdam for Most Authoritarian, with 2,148.88 milliStalins.