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The Principality of Kingdom of Pars

“The world cannot be changed with Pretty words alone” Arslan

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific


Kingdom of Pars

Population856 million



The Principality of Kingdom of Pars is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Arslan with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 856 million Parsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ecbatana. The average income tax rate is 66.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kingdom of Parsian economy, worth 129 trillion Dēnārus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,070 Dēnārus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

People choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs, and a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Pars's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kingdom of Pars is ranked 91,728th in the world and 3,710th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 721.12 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,048thTop
Most Influential: 1,675thMost Devout: 3,899thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,558thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,409thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 8,492ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,334thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,612thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,859thMost Developed: 11,874thHighest Average Incomes: 12,175thMost Efficient Economies: 12,573rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,705thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,878thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,336thLowest Crime Rates: 14,604thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,855thLargest Governments: 15,345thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,456thMost Authoritarian: 15,531st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 76th in the regionMost Devout: 77th in the regionMost Influential: 93rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 124th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 144th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 184th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 185th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 245th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 254th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 273rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 293rd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 331st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 333rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 342nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 343rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 354th in the regionLargest Governments: 363rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 378th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 407th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 411th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 412th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 445th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 471st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 474th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 479th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 487th in the regionLargest Black Market: 503rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 507th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 512th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 537th in the regionMost Cultured: 593rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 597th in the regionBest Weather: 617th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 619th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kingdom of Pars was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Pars, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man.
  • : Kingdom of Pars was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Pars, idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Pars, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Pars, people choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Pars, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Kingdom of Parsian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Pars, immigrants who don't like the taste of Kingdom of Parsian Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Pars, the government builds houses for foreign newcomers.
  • : Kingdom of Pars was endorsed by The Reaving Skallywag of Commodore Badger.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 145 » Republic of Berzerkistan, Gorbastan, Karatol-Advenra, Roliganistan, Shinnokawa, Pakitsk, Fedele, The Death Syndicate, Survivoristan, Tissandra, BearStackof2015, Stellar Colonies, Wersh, Brethren, Talitoa, East Malaysia, The Angel of Charity, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Davelands, Alls Andurg, Kangarawa, Axdel, Euricanis, Brotherland, Acheronn, Wiranath, Tel Mithru, Arkantis, VoyKovie, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Unger under over, VW53Aland, Ska Hydorordia, Kilkire, Wizardonia, Kampf Empire, Osterreich und Ungarn, Trimmania, Galve, Todd McCloud, The New Wisconsin Empire, Ravendi, Seri Tai Republic, Nova Eire, Just Vale 2, Klaassopli, Bai Lung, Bortalandet, Mundiferrum, Someseni, and 95 others.Nazagully, Freedom Fascists, Kaigi, Norjis, Am Echad, The Solar Ottomans, H-Zhena, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Matdor, Headpat Central, Ridann, The Anarchy Republic of Slaanesh, Chria Deau, Impia Aghte, Drunken Seal Islands, Kucia, Arpino, The Sacred Whale, Bachtendekuppen, Enchiladas, Atlia Sonis, America Mjolnir, Roissyland, LewisWorld, Gratefuland, United China Nation, Mer Dieu, Kario and Nix, Analon, Quark Unit, Mariarty, Lyontisia, Endertopias, The Almighty Country, Janoobi Jazair, Rhealaliit, New Bradenia Ghost, Monezambique, Magosconity, The Empire of Rijelv, Ver Norge, North Insomnia, Socialist Holy American Empire, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Marrico, Propwash, Broengtopia, Blobbo, ArenaC, The Humble Abyss, Notthis, New Leganes, CheeseBurrito, Cameronia Excellentia, Choushuu, Renovatio de Imperium Coreanum, Gluponija, Puckconnolly, Funkadelia, Lanagon, ReeK, Qui sequuntur somnia, Stanisiti, United Luka, AngusEssa, The Romanum Legio, Elejamie, Smash Mouth Islands, Tiransia, The United Neo American Union, Bacon Land, Aelitia, The island of Kiria, Ribanzi, Hizuru, Tshana, Swiftwhiskers, Slys Paws, Din taiko, Plazland, Rakshuland, Libertanny, Enlil, Escade, Marrabuk, RovaMittala, Wanabe, Lerasi, Liberstankonia, Sericena, Staynes, La xinga, Mossy-Oak, Barfleur, and Commodore Badger.

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