The Republic of Kingpaca Cryst is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and complete lack of prisons. The quiet, industrious population of 433 million Kingpaca Crystians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 28.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Kingpaca Crystian economy, worth 9.60 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 22,163 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The finest dining experience in Kingpaca Cryst is chakra-infused grass, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kingpaca Cryst's national animal is the sheep.

Kingpaca Cryst is ranked 27,818^th in the world and 2^nd in Londynium Naval Treaty for Most Primitive, scoring 73.17 on the Scary Big Number Scale.