The Darker Red Lands of Kionian is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Konnoko with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 6.539 billion Kionais are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kionian City. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kionian economy, worth 914 trillion Kyns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 139,779 Kyns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, oxygen is commonly known as 'breathinium', kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, and battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kionian's national animal is the Kynling, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kyonism.

Kionian is ranked 97,139^th in the world and 158^th in 10000 Islands for Most Authoritarian, with 967.33 milliStalins.