The Darker Blue Lands of Kionian is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Konnoko with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, rampant corporate plagiarism, and digital currency. The compassionate population of 5.45 billion Kionais are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kionian City. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kionian economy, worth 717 trillion Kyns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 131,659 Kyns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and Kionian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kionian's national animal is the Kynling, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kyonism.

Kionian is ranked 8,387^th in the world and 119^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.51 law-abiding acts per hour.