“Everything's Deranged! Nothing can compare!” Shung-Blef
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Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: The North Pacific
The Autocratic State of Kitzgos is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Shung-Blef with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 941 million Kitzgosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belsay. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kitzgosian economy, worth 118 trillion Kit Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 126,057 Kit Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The question of 'what is Shung-Blef's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, organ donation is compulsory, and Shung-Blef is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitzgos's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, Shung-Blef is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests.
- : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, organ donation is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
- : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, the question of 'what is Shung-Blef's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange.
- : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
- : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea.
- : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, the fate of the world literally rests on Shung-Blef's fingers.
- : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt.
- : Kitzgos voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Long-Term Storage Of Produced Waste".
- : Kitzgos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
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