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The Republic of Kivu LXXXVII

“Peace and Justice”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Old Zealand

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Kivu LXXXVII

Population1.408 billion

Currencybitcoin
Animaltiger

The Republic of Kivu LXXXVII is a massive, safe nation, notable for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 1.408 billion Kivu LXXXVIIians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment is ignored. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kivu LXXXVIIian economy, worth 59.3 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,099 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kivu LXXXVII's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kivu LXXXVII is ranked 231,347th in the world and 10th in Old Zealand for Highest Average Incomes, with 42,099.25 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25,163rd
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kivu LXXXVII's influence in Old Zealand rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu LXXXVII, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu LXXXVII, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu LXXXVII, middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu LXXXVII, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu LXXXVII, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu LXXXVII, confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape.
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu LXXXVII, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Kivu LXXXVII was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu LXXXVII, visitors to Self-Sufficiency National Park who ask for trail maps are handed a pen and a blank sheet of paper.

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