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The Democratic Socialist State of Kjanu

“Peace, Protection, Prosperity”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
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World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Northern Utopia



Population5.728 billion

CapitalNeo Neo Neo Jhanthu
LeaderPresident Karugama Mayumi


The Democratic Socialist State of Kjanu is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Karugama Mayumi with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.728 billion Kjanuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Neo Neo Jhanthu. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kjanuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,003 trillion Rias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 175,261 Rias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime is totally unknown. Kjanu's national animal is the Canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kjanu is ranked 182,875th in the world and 84th in Northern Utopia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 1,402.09 Standard Monetary Units.

Least Corrupt Governments: 353rdMost Advanced Public Education: 462ndLargest Welfare Programs: 511thMost Pacifist: 528thMost Compassionate Citizens: 570thNicest Citizens: 633rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 648thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 655thMost Inclusive: 711thMost Beautiful Environments: 838thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 845thBest Weather: 927thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,015thSafest: 1,064thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,113thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,296thMost Developed: 1,319thSmartest Citizens: 1,680thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,688thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,798thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,116thLargest Governments: 2,258thMost Cultured: 2,301stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,413thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,033rdMost Influential: 3,268thMost Secular: 3,952ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,074thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,284thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,894thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,564thNudest: 8,602ndHighest Drug Use: 8,687thHighest Average Incomes: 8,890thTop
Most Income Equality: 9,534thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,935thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,523rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,795thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,996thMost Politically Free: 13,352ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,392ndHighest Economic Output: 15,934thMost Stationary: 16,660thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,240th
Safest: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionTop
Nudest: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kjanu voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn This Game".
  • : Kjanu voted for The Rose Commune of Caelapes in Round 2 of the election.
  • : Kjanu voted for The Rose Commune of Caelapes in Round 1 of the election.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 6 » Grenopia, The Soviet state of Svalbard, Nordic Democratic Republic, Cirnezvi, Latin Tigers, and AusValia.

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