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The Sleepy Joe Biden of KJU Marshall

“The co-you know, the thing” Sleepy Joe

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands

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KJU Marshall

Population4.507 billion

CapitalCorruption Hill
LeaderSleepy Joe
FaithIgnorance

CurrencyDelicious Hair
AnimalSniffer

The Sleepy Joe Biden of KJU Marshall is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Sleepy Joe with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.507 billion KJU Marshalli are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corruption Hill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.9%.

The frighteningly efficient KJU Marshallian economy, worth a remarkable 1,368 trillion Delicious Hairs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 303,689 Delicious Hairs, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, and scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. KJU Marshall's national animal is the Sniffer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ignorance.

KJU Marshall is ranked 1,314th in the world and 11th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 25,506.76 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 613thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 703rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 806thMost Avoided: 867thLargest Mining Sector: 1,039thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,314thMost Armed: 1,358thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,488thFattest Citizens: 1,663rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,676thLargest Retail Industry: 1,682ndLargest Black Market: 1,890thHighest Average Incomes: 1,895thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,922ndMost Secular: 1,941stTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,416thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,417thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,926thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,035thMost Efficient Economies: 3,207thNudest: 3,865thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,076thRudest Citizens: 5,441stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,895thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,029thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,113thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,580thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,635thMost Conservative: 8,492ndLargest Governments: 8,812thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 10,684thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,863rdHighest Economic Output: 11,928thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,394thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,725th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 35th in the regionNudest: 38th in the regionMost Secular: 39th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 40th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 60th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 63rd in the regionMost Conservative: 69th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 76th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 98th in the regionLargest Governments: 121st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 127th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 143rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 146th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 170th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 178th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : KJU Marshall was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Thedairos.
  • : KJU Marshall was endorsed by The Holy Blue NationStates of HumanSanity.
  • : Following new legislation in KJU Marshall, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space.
  • : Following new legislation in KJU Marshall, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42.
  • : Following new legislation in KJU Marshall, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
  • : KJU Marshall was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in KJU Marshall, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • : Following new legislation in KJU Marshall, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great KJU Marshallian Liberator".
  • : KJU Marshall voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
  • : KJU Marshall voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".

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