“The co-you know, the thing” Sleepy Joe
|Category: Corporate Police State|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: 10000 Islands
The Sleepy Joe Biden of KJU Marshall is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Sleepy Joe with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.507 billion KJU Marshalli are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corruption Hill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.9%.
The frighteningly efficient KJU Marshallian economy, worth a remarkable 1,368 trillion Delicious Hairs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 303,689 Delicious Hairs, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.
Terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, and scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. KJU Marshall's national animal is the Sniffer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ignorance.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : KJU Marshall was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Thedairos.
- : KJU Marshall was endorsed by The Holy Blue NationStates of HumanSanity.
- : Following new legislation in KJU Marshall, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space.
- : Following new legislation in KJU Marshall, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42.
- : Following new legislation in KJU Marshall, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
- : KJU Marshall was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in KJU Marshall, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
- : Following new legislation in KJU Marshall, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great KJU Marshallian Liberator".
- : KJU Marshall voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
- : KJU Marshall voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".
Endorsements Received: 22 » Valentian Elysium, The Soylent Green Party, Anisopterra, Wysrod, Kuriko, Ignis Cinere, New CHOP, Dustwind, Bortheria, The Republic of Osea, Evertopia, Vivolkha, The Holy Cutlery Empire, Krystalveil, Valatian Empire, Drewish, Nemohsis, Liberdon, Kildare, Marxist Germany, HumanSanity, and Thedairos.