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The Holy Empire of Klaassopli

“Greatness belongs to us” Leader

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The East Pacific

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Klaassopli

Population1.25 billion

CapitalKurama

CurrencyKlaus
AnimalNamekia

The Holy Empire of Klaassopli is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.25 billion Klaassoplians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kurama. The average income tax rate is 50.1%.

The very strong Klaassoplian economy, worth 110 trillion Klauses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 88,147 Klauses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

A traveller who once stubbed a toe on an 'Air Brancaland' flight has been offered asylum, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, the Klaassoplian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, and conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klaassopli's national animal is the Namekia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Klaassopli is ranked 17,899th in the world and 645th in The East Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 122.09 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,635thMost Influential: 5,138thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,456thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 12,388thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,694thSafest: 13,787thBest Weather: 14,777thMost Devout: 15,277th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 188th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 312th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 320th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 385th in the regionMost Influential: 403rd in the regionBest Weather: 424th in the regionSafest: 449th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 479th in the regionMost Devout: 516th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 558th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 595th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Klaassopli, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Klaassopli, the Klaassoplian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
  • : Klaassopli was endorsed by The Reaving Skallywag of Commodore Badger.
  • : Klaassopli was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Klaassopli, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • : Following new legislation in Klaassopli, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an 'Air Brancaland' flight has been offered asylum.
  • : Following new legislation in Klaassopli, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Klaassopli was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Klaassopli, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Klaassopli, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.

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