The Knights of Klindar is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate and compulsory military service. The democratic population of 24.543 billion Klindarians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 28.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Klindarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,203 trillion Klings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,022 Klings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, all guns must be registered, a major religion has been named as Klindar's national religion, and more and more students are taking up a career in medicine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klindar's national animal is the dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Klindar is ranked 100,624^th in the world and 38^th in Yorkshire for Most Beautiful Environments, with 565.05 pounds of wildlife per square mile.