The Rogue Nation of Kloshari is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High Sparrow with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, triple-decker prams, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.624 billion Sparrows are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Welfare, Environment, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 25.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Klosharian economy, worth 22.5 trillion Dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 4,001 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kloshari's national animal is the overgrown rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kloshari is ranked 330,682^nd in the world and 1,525^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -5.48 on the Societal Mobility Rating.