The State of Ko Vito is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 36.382 billion Ko Vitoans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The very strong Ko Vitoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,482 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 40,744 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 277,011 per year while the poor average 2,189, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Ko Vito's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, Ko Vito has designated District City as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Ko Vito in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ko Vito's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ko Vito is ranked 286,269^th in the world and 562^nd in Ancient Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 37.8 law-abiding acts per hour.