The Legendary Sultanate of Koda-Land is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Koda with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.185 billion Koda-Landians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiamo Ko. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Koda-Landian economy, worth a remarkable 7,845 trillion ozzoes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 268,820 ozzoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, and the government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Koda-Land's national animal is the Sasquatch, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koda-Land is ranked 4,474^th in the world and 148^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 268,820.93 Standard Monetary Units.