Category: Corporate Bordello | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: the Pacific
The United States of Kohili is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, aversion to nipples, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.678 billion Kohilians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hukija. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Kohilian economy, worth 750 trillion Hujs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 280,410 Hujs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,468,354 per year while the poor average 4,650, a ratio of 530 to 1.
Only the richest get to see out of their windows, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, and toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam". Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kohili's national animal is the Avali, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Kohili is ranked 344,126th in the world and 3,563rd in the Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.16 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kohili, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam".
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Kohili, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away.
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Kohili, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
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Kohili was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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Kohili, only the richest get to see out of their windows.
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Kohili, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years.
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Kohili, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
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Kohili, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets.
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Kohili, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Kohili.
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Kohili, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.