by Max Barry

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The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr

“With oysters we thrive!”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific



Population7.822 billion


The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its smutty television, enslaved workforce, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.822 billion KohrArians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient KohrArian economy, worth a remarkable 3,794 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 485,142 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,419,460 per year while the poor average 5,984, a ratio of 738 to 1.

Celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, and Leader's Twitcher account is typically used to share oyster memes rather than government policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. KohrAr's national animal is the oyster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

KohrAr is ranked 27,705th in the world and 949th in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 78.48 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Rudest Citizens: 30thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 64thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 69thMost Efficient Economies: 74thMost Armed: 95thFattest Citizens: 99thHighest Crime Rates: 105thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 109thLargest Retail Industry: 109thHighest Disposable Incomes: 125thLargest Gambling Industry: 133rdMost Avoided: 205thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 255thMost Rebellious Youth: 270thHighest Average Incomes: 327thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 398thMost Subsidized Industry: 431stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 522ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 531stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 538thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 561stMost Scientifically Advanced: 572ndMost Corrupt Governments: 606thLargest Agricultural Sector: 620thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 634thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 681stLargest Insurance Industry: 764thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 856thLargest Mining Sector: 1,559thMost Pro-Market: 1,635thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,699thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,077thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,135thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,475thSmartest Citizens: 2,488thHighest Drug Use: 2,553rdHighest Economic Output: 2,712thMost Cultured: 2,991stLargest Governments: 3,123rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,726thNudest: 7,773rdTop
Most Stationary: 11,105thLargest Black Market: 11,814thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,738thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,334thMost Influential: 14,098thMost Extreme: 15,111thMost Secular: 16,859th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 49th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 54th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 64th in the regionLargest Governments: 72nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 75th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 79th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 152nd in the regionMost Stationary: 203rd in the regionNudest: 219th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 266th in the regionLargest Black Market: 281st in the regionLargest Populations: 322nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 356th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 459th in the regionMost Secular: 569th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in KohrAr, Leader's Twitcher account is typically used to share oyster memes rather than government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in KohrAr, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
  • : Following new legislation in KohrAr, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
  • : Following new legislation in KohrAr, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget.
  • : Following new legislation in KohrAr, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air KohrAr flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
  • : Following new legislation in KohrAr, many are questioning Leader wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech.
  • : Following new legislation in KohrAr, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • : Following new legislation in KohrAr, safe drinking water is considered a luxury.
  • : Following new legislation in KohrAr, several inches are being added to first class seating.
  • : Following new legislation in KohrAr, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.


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