The Federal Republic of Kolumbanya is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Timm Leite with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.345 billion Kolumbasqi have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaynesburg. The average income tax rate is 42.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kolumbasque economy, worth 138 trillion The Kolumbani Korunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 103,044 The Kolumbani Korunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, the Great Kolumbasque Melting Pot boils out ethnic heritage, and Zaynesburg has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kolumbanya's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kolumbanya is ranked 304,578^th in the world and 1,424^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 0.63 flags saluted per person per day.