The Spare me some bank of Konsa but cards is a massive, safe nation, ruled by None with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.129 billion Konsa but cardsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Opana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.1%.

The powerhouse Konsa but cardsian economy, worth 256 trillion Hasvas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 81,914 Hasvas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 247,221 per year while the poor average 21,146, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.

The homeless more often beg for mercy than money, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, and protests are illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Konsa but cards's national animal is the Peacock, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Spoonism.

Konsa but cards is ranked 64,827^th in the world and 7^th in Trading Cards for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 4,955.28 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.