Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: toilet arsonist appreciation society
Population | 18.007 billion |
Capital | Flushing |
Leader | Maude Lebowski |
Faith | The Pentecostal Serpent Handling Church |
Currency | fuel |
Animal | fool |
The Sanitary Pedestal Effluentcy of Kotexas-Jokelahoma is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Maude Lebowski with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 18.007 billion Ko-Joes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flushing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.
The powerhouse Kotexas-Jokelahoman economy, worth a remarkable 1,700 trillion fuels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 94,455 fuels, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.
Motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Kotexas-Jokelahoma remains pure, Max Barry finally has time for writing books after NationStates was recently outlawed, and being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kotexas-Jokelahoma's national animal is the fool, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Pentecostal Serpent Handling Church.
Kotexas-Jokelahoma is ranked 222,940th in the world and 4th in toilet arsonist appreciation society for Most Stationary, with 28.26798885292 days.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kotexas-Jokelahoma was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
- : Kotexas-Jokelahoma's influence in Toilet arsonist appreciation society rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Kotexas-Jokelahoma was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Kotexas-Jokelahoma's influence in Toilet arsonist appreciation society rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Kotexas-Jokelahoma was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Kotexas-Jokelahoma's influence in Toilet arsonist appreciation society rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Following new legislation in Kotexas-Jokelahoma, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill.
- : Kotexas-Jokelahoma lodged a message on the Toilet arsonist appreciation society Regional Message Board.
- : Kotexas-Jokelahoma relocated from Lazarus to Toilet arsonist appreciation society.
- : Kotexas-Jokelahoma was refounded in Lazarus.