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The Green green fields of KotkoLandiya

“Ha Bcu4ku 5e3goMHu KoTku - no MuIIIoK gHeBHo ! ! ! ! !”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Capitalist Paradise

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KotkoLandiya

Population15.612 billion

Capital5yprac
LeaderCuJlBeTo
FaithKoTkonokJloHHu4ecTBo

CurrencyMuIIIok
AnimalKoTka

The Green green fields of KotkoLandiya is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by CuJlBeTo with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.612 billion kotkolandtsi are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 5yprac. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient kotkolandets economy, worth a remarkable 2,077 trillion MuIIIoks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,067 MuIIIoks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, CuJlBeTo is famed for giving great back rubs, army regiments supporting different football teams are a frequent cause of friendly fire incidents, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KotkoLandiya's national animal is the KoTka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is KoTkonokJloHHu4ecTBo.

KotkoLandiya is ranked 66,502nd in the world and 155th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 2,062.56 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 595thBest Weather: 1,352ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,956thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,124thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,232ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,790thSafest: 5,018thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,108thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,096thMost Developed: 6,441stLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,807thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,831stHealthiest Citizens: 6,874thHighest Economic Output: 7,096thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,441stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,336thSmartest Citizens: 8,753rdMost Cultured: 9,067thMost Secular: 9,669thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,116thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,634thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,921stMost Efficient Economies: 12,043rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,269thLargest Populations: 12,366thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,754thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,123rdLargest Governments: 16,012thMost Influential: 16,457thMost Pacifist: 17,299thHighest Average Incomes: 17,784thMost Inclusive: 19,095th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 31st in the region

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