“Ha Bcu4ku 5e3goMHu KoTku - no MuIIIoK gHeBHo ! ! ! ! !”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Capitalist Paradise
The Green green fields of KotkoLandiya is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by CuJlBeTo with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.612 billion kotkolandtsi are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 5yprac. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient kotkolandets economy, worth a remarkable 2,077 trillion MuIIIoks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,067 MuIIIoks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, CuJlBeTo is famed for giving great back rubs, army regiments supporting different football teams are a frequent cause of friendly fire incidents, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KotkoLandiya's national animal is the KoTka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is KoTkonokJloHHu4ecTBo.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : KotkoLandiya was endorsed by The Allied States of Julunaphra.
- : KotkoLandiya endorsed The Republic of Milagorod.
- : KotkoLandiya was endorsed by The Republic of Milagorod.
- : KotkoLandiya endorsed The Armed Republic of Appoo.
- : KotkoLandiya was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Appoo.
- : KotkoLandiya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in KotkoLandiya, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in KotkoLandiya, army regiments supporting different football teams are a frequent cause of friendly fire incidents.
- : Following new legislation in KotkoLandiya, CuJlBeTo is famed for giving great back rubs.
- : KotkoLandiya was endorsed by The Sovereign Group of Companies of Glanst.
Endorsements Received: 16 » Republica JIM, Snorlaxia, Octal, Fanareisisks Kaisarreiki, Scientia Major, Aelhaeran, Hellbardia, Zenzibar, Chsemo, UNDelegate, Arbonium, United Kodiaks, Sheepcote, The 4th Mehtopian Reich, Appoo, and Julunaphra.