“Kanto Tinio!!” Bulbolito Bayagbag
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Regional Influence: Page
Location: the South Pacific
The Republic of Kovish is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Bulbolito Bayagbag with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.825 billion Kovishians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fekfek. The average income tax rate is 56.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Kovishian economy, worth 197 trillion Kupals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 69,902 Kupals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Kovishian selfishness, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, and a bureaucratic fight over KIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kovish's national animal is the Turat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is MiLodi.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kovish was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Myness.
- : Kovish was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Psychological Care.
- : Following new legislation in Kovish, a bureaucratic fight over KIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations.
- : Following new legislation in Kovish, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
- : Following new legislation in Kovish, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Kovishian selfishness.
- : Following new legislation in Kovish, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
- : Following new legislation in Kovish, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
- : Kovish voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Australian rePublic".
- : Kovish voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Arbitration Act".
- : Kovish endorsed The Republic of Settlements of the North American Lands.
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