The Grand Duchy of Krakovian Founder is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 537 million Krakovian Founderians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals prioritizes Welfare, with Administration, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Industry and Law & Order are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.6%.

The sizeable but inefficient Krakovian Founderian economy, worth 12.6 trillion Złoties a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 23,397 Złoties, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 156,570 per year while the poor average 1,318, a ratio of 118 to 1.

The smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Krakovian Founder's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Krakovian Founder is ranked 297,551^st in the world and 9^th in The Duchy of Krakow for Most Patriotic, with 0.85 flags saluted per person per day.