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The Rocking Federal Republic of Krautheads

“Born to lose. Live to win.” Ian Fraser Kilmister

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Eagles of Germany

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Krautheads

Population20.682 billion

CapitalBerlin Powercity
LeaderIan Fraser Kilmister

CurrencyKraut and Beer
AnimalGreat Lemmy

The Rocking Federal Republic of Krautheads is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ian Fraser Kilmister with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.682 billion Krautheads hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin Powercity. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krautheadish economy, worth a remarkable 1,763 trillion Kraut and Beers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 85,257 Kraut and Beers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, Ian Fraser Kilmister panders to nontraditional families, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Krautheads's historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime is totally unknown. Krautheads's national animal is the Great Lemmy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krautheads is ranked 6,964th in the world and 1st in Eagles of Germany for Most Stationary, with 2,809.24654930328 days.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,206thTop
5%
Largest Welfare Programs: 3,596thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,127thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,021stLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,613thMost Stationary: 6,964thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,382ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,326thNicest Citizens: 11,738thMost Pacifist: 12,122ndHighest Economic Output: 14,635thTop
10%
Largest Populations: 15,473rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,913thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,124thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,643rdMost Advanced Public Education: 16,674thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,820thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,817thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,504thMost Inclusive: 22,915thHighest Food Quality: 23,320thSmartest Citizens: 23,404thMost Developed: 23,625thBest Weather: 23,670thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,684thMost Influential: 24,779thMost Cultured: 26,596thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,265th

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  • : Krautheads was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Krautheads was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Krautheads was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Krautheads was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Krautheads was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Krautheads was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Krautheads was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Krautheads was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Krautheads was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Krautheads was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.

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