The Forumnial Kingdom of Kravato is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Sandro Burkas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.604 billion Kravatoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tuxernobli. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kravatoan economy, worth 168 trillion Sarnoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,677 Sarnoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, Sandro Burkas's office is running a trade deficit of midnight oil, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kravato's national animal is the Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Relaxing.

Kravato is ranked 249,990^th in the world and 137^th in The Western Isles for Most Extreme, scoring 10.46 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.