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The Most Serene Republic of Krea Griopia

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Category: New York Times Democracy
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Regional Influence: Zero

Location: Artificial Solar System


Krea Griopia

Population1.671 billion

AnimalAfrican Swallow

The Most Serene Republic of Krea Griopia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.671 billion Krea Griopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 34.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Krea Griopian economy, worth 115 trillion Grions a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,848 Grions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax assessment offices double as polling stations, Leader has just been declared ruler of Krea Griopia in an international press conference, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Krea Griopia's new capital, and when the air force says "Black Hawk Down" they mean the feathers of the Krea Griopian dark-plume goshawk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krea Griopia's national animal is the African Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Krea Griopia is ranked 162,401st in the world and 2,577th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -2.19 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,059thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,269thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 12,807thHighest Drug Use: 18,302ndSafest: 23,202nd
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 28th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 45th in the regionNicest Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 56th in the regionMost Inclusive: 69th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 78th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 79th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 86th in the regionMost Secular: 87th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 88th in the regionSafest: 103rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 103rd in the regionMost Cultured: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 160th in the regionMost Politically Free: 160th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 161st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 177th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 228th in the regionBest Weather: 273rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 282nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 294th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 310th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 372nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 387th in the region

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