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The Holy Empire of Krieg Primaris

“For the God-emporor!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

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Krieg Primaris

Population3.577 billion

CapitalHive Ferrograd
LeaderGovernor-militant Jurten
FaithThe imperial cult

CurrencyCrown
AnimalGreat Eagle

The Holy Empire of Krieg Primaris is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Governor-militant Jurten with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.577 billion Kriegérs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hive Ferrograd. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Krieger economy, worth 682 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 190,743 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, there's a bustling black market for vegetables, and the new Grand Inquisitor of Righteous Scientific Inquiry has ordered a surprising amount of hemlock. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Krieg Primaris's national animal is the Great Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The imperial cult.

Krieg Primaris is ranked 86,199th in the world and 3,631st in Balder for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 954.59 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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1%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,276thMost Devout: 1,440thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,465thTop
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,882ndLargest Black Market: 2,259thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,352ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,379thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,665thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,165thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,304thMost Avoided: 3,521stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,898thFattest Citizens: 4,701stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,825thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,908thHighest Average Incomes: 6,529thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,556thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,863rdTop
10%
Largest Governments: 10,102ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,740thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,569thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,745thMost Efficient Economies: 14,221stMost Conservative: 14,680th
Top
5%
Most Devout: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 67th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 82nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 107th in the regionLargest Black Market: 108th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 117th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 137th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 142nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 197th in the regionMost Avoided: 205th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 209th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 239th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 242nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 284th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 297th in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 329th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 400th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 436th in the regionLargest Governments: 553rd in the regionMost Conservative: 579th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Krieg Primaris, the new Grand Inquisitor of Righteous Scientific Inquiry has ordered a surprising amount of hemlock.
  • : Following new legislation in Krieg Primaris, there's a bustling black market for vegetables.
  • : Following new legislation in Krieg Primaris, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Krieg Primaris, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street.
  • : Following new legislation in Krieg Primaris, every conceivable scenic location has been completely booked by couples desperate to marry.
  • : Following new legislation in Krieg Primaris, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Krieg Primaris, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Krieg Primaris, catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming.
  • : Following new legislation in Krieg Primaris, Krieg Primaris's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives.
  • : Krieg Primaris voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Sterilisation".

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