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The Federation of Krimera

“Beyond the jagged edges of war, we stand ready.” Supreme Leader Viktor Kruschev

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The Wolf Clan



Population9.475 billion

LeaderSupreme Leader Viktor Kruschev

AnimalBlack Bear

The Federation of Krimera is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Viktor Kruschev with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.475 billion Krimerans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kremaras. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Krimeran economy, worth a remarkable 4,860 trillion Marxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 512,946 Marxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm, and blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krimera's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Krimera is ranked 192,136th in the world and 121st in The Wolf Clan for Fattest Citizens, with 8.49 Obesity Rate.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 74thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 104thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 130thLargest Information Technology Sector: 184thHighest Poor Incomes: 190thHighest Average Incomes: 292ndLargest Black Market: 299thMost Secular: 353rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 463rdMost Corrupt Governments: 517thMost Armed: 575thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 972ndLargest Mining Sector: 985thMost Subsidized Industry: 987thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,049thLargest Governments: 1,070thLowest Crime Rates: 1,104thMost Efficient Economies: 1,319thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,470thSmartest Citizens: 1,537thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,647thHighest Economic Output: 2,167thMost Developed: 2,180thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,677thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,836thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,370thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,495thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,010thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,315thMost Influential: 5,477thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,191stRudest Citizens: 7,266thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,293rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,414thMost Avoided: 9,346thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,823rdMost Authoritarian: 19,456th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the region

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