The Dictatorship of Krinenia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Desriv Rycarkh Kuldalc with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.51 billion Krinenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krilyfokra. The average income tax rate is 45.6%.

The very strong Krineni economy, worth 214 trillion Terril 丁s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,323 Terril 丁s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Violence is always the answer in Krinenia, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives, and people of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krinenia's national animal is the Krinenian Sturgeon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Krinenia is ranked 142,953^rd in the world and 757^th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,931.05 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.