The Commonwealth of Kroki is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 184 million Krokis enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.3%.

The very strong Kroki economy, worth 13.0 trillion kromers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 70,850 kromers, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, Kroki scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, and the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Kroki's national animal is the krokito, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kroki is ranked 51,036^th in the world and 6^th in Yalgac Ahane for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,936.75 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.