The Socialist Republic of Krusavich is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mighiale Gearsen with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.145 billion Krusavas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mensean. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Krusavain economy, worth a remarkable 2,053 trillion malchens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 334,198 malchens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, tabloids coo over Mighiale Gearsen's expected child, and aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krusavich's national animal is the ratel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krusavich is ranked 231,463^rd in the world and 472^nd in Forest for Most Devout, with 1.96 Prayers Per Hour.