The Socialist Republic of Krusavich is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mighiale Gearsen with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.313 billion Krusavas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mensean. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Krusavain economy, worth a remarkable 3,744 trillion malchens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 402,048 malchens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In a desperate bid for cheap airfare Krusavas can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Krusavain as 'your finger, you fool', Krusavain watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krusavich's national animal is the ratel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krusavich is ranked 4,291^st in the world and 42^nd in Forest for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 19,001.8 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.