The Socialist Republic of Krusavich is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mighiale Gearsen with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.652 billion Krusavas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mensean. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Krusavain economy, worth a remarkable 2,295 trillion malchens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 345,017 malchens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, Krusavain police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krusavich's national animal is the ratel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krusavich is ranked 244,963^rd in the world and 461^st in Forest for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 5.13 Whatever.