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The Catdom of Kukinalia

“Meow” Kuki Supreme

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Portugal

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Kukinalia

Population5.862 billion

CapitalParapeito da Janela
LeaderKuki Supreme
FaithPaganism

CurrencyWhiska
AnimalMonstro das bolachas

The Catdom of Kukinalia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kuki Supreme with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.862 billion Kukinalians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parapeito da Janela. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kukinalian economy, worth 688 trillion Whiskas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,499 Whiskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, diminutive Kukinalian generals are feared for their aggressiveness, and a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kukinalia's national animal is the Monstro das bolachas, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Kukinalia is ranked 44,957th in the world and 46th in Portugal for Most Stationary, with 979.30137324672 days.

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5%
Most Influential: 3,760thBest Weather: 4,399thHealthiest Citizens: 6,372ndMost Pacifist: 6,607thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,677thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,793rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,925thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,947thNicest Citizens: 7,048thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,239thSafest: 7,515thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,648thMost Inclusive: 8,254thHighest Food Quality: 8,659thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,287thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,860thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,233rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,385thSmartest Citizens: 12,813thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,977thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,893rdMost Cultured: 14,114thMost Secular: 14,374thTop
10%
Most Income Equality: 15,673rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,052ndLowest Crime Rates: 22,645thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24,705thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,610thMost Developed: 25,996thLargest Welfare Programs: 29,007thLargest Governments: 29,099thHighest Average Tax Rates: 29,409th
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10%
Most Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionMost Income Equality: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kukinalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Kukinalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kukinalia, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Following new legislation in Kukinalia, diminutive Kukinalian generals are feared for their aggressiveness.
  • : Following new legislation in Kukinalia, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Kukinalia, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
  • : Following new legislation in Kukinalia, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • : Following new legislation in Kukinalia, the blind lead the blind in social welfare.
  • : Following new legislation in Kukinalia, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality.
  • : Kukinalia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".

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