The Federation of Kullamae Landscape Conservation Area is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, soft-spoken computers, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed population of 854 million Kullamae Landscape Conservation Areans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 39.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Kullamae Landscape Conservation Arean economy, worth 43.3 trillion gambles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 50,759 gambles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, and only those who apply can study applied maths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kullamae Landscape Conservation Area's national animal is the gamble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kullamae Landscape Conservation Area is ranked 87,462^nd in the world and 14^th in Protected Landscapes of Estonia for Most Extreme, scoring 25.09 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.