The Federation of Kuohijarvi Lake is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.19 billion Kuohijarvi Lakeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kuohijarvi Lakean economy, worth 92.4 trillion gambles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 77,637 gambles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kuohijarvi Lake is renowned for its lax gun laws, foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and Kuohijarvi Lake Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuohijarvi Lake's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kuohijarvi Lake is ranked 70,005^th in the world and 16^th in Lakes in Finland for Largest Governments, scoring 19.42 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.