The Federation of Kuorasjarvi Lake is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 1.151 billion Kuorasjarvi Lakeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 42.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kuorasjarvi Lakean economy, worth 67.1 trillion gambles a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,277 gambles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Toddler groups have taken over local libraries, many in Kuorasjarvi Lake are born in the purple, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuorasjarvi Lake's national animal is the gamble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kuorasjarvi Lake is ranked 133,956^th in the world and 292^nd in Lakes in Finland for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,382.04 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.