The Theocracy of Kurdistanh is a huge, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 202 million Kurdishes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.0%.

The thriving Kurdistanhian economy, worth 16.0 trillion Sikkes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 79,094 Sikkes, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Kurdistanh has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies, and children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kurdistanh's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kurdistanh is ranked 46,260^th in the world and 3^rd in Streptococcus for Most Secular, with 28.83 Atheism Rate.