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The Honorable Republic of Kwaj

“What's that smell?” Amata Kabua

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific



Population5.027 billion

CapitalCoral Sands
LeaderAmata Kabua
FaithThe Almighty Atomic Overlord

CurrencyGold Bar
AnimalHermit Crab

The Honorable Republic of Kwaj is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Amata Kabua with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.027 billion Kwajers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coral Sands. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kwajian economy, worth 961 trillion Gold Bars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,187 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, every week is blindness awareness week, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, and community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kwaj's national animal is the Hermit Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Almighty Atomic Overlord.

Kwaj is ranked 22,076th in the world and 999th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,059.31 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21stMost Influential: 136thLeast Corrupt Governments: 346thBest Weather: 504thMost Beautiful Environments: 617thSafest: 653rdMost Developed: 664thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 698thMost Pacifist: 715thMost Compassionate Citizens: 765thLongest Average Lifespans: 793rdNicest Citizens: 951stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,038thHealthiest Citizens: 1,222ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,229thSmartest Citizens: 1,333rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,375thTop
Most Inclusive: 1,564thLowest Crime Rates: 1,772ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,100thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,295thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,538thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,612thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,776thLargest Governments: 2,923rdMost Cultured: 3,287thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,544thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,957thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,094thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,200thHighest Average Incomes: 6,423rdTop
Nudest: 7,722ndMost Secular: 7,917thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,682ndHighest Economic Output: 14,808thMost Income Equality: 14,933rd
Most Influential: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 33rd in the regionSafest: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 44th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 46th in the regionMost Pacifist: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 49th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 51st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 52nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 58th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 59th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 59th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 62nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 68th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 86th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 97th in the regionMost Inclusive: 107th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 113th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 123rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 126th in the regionLargest Governments: 135th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 142nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 147th in the regionMost Cultured: 167th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 187th in the regionNudest: 249th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 257th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 302nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 316th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 415th in the regionMost Stationary: 425th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 464th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 560th in the region

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