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The Honorable Republic of Kwaj

“What's that smell?” Amata Kabua

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The North Pacific



Population7.393 billion

CapitalCoral Sands
LeaderAmata Kabua
FaithThe Almighty Atomic Overlord

CurrencyGold Bar
AnimalHermit Crab

The Honorable Republic of Kwaj is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Amata Kabua with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.393 billion Kwajers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coral Sands. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kwajian economy, worth a remarkable 1,421 trillion Gold Bars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,337 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kwaj's national animal is the Hermit Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Almighty Atomic Overlord.

Kwaj is ranked 10,666th in the world and 378th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 219.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 20thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 223rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 347thMost Influential: 406thBest Weather: 486thMost Beautiful Environments: 586thSafest: 650thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 678thMost Pacifist: 691stMost Compassionate Citizens: 856thMost Advanced Public Education: 963rdMost Developed: 1,016thNicest Citizens: 1,038thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,082ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,219thHealthiest Citizens: 1,251stSmartest Citizens: 1,331stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,402ndMost Inclusive: 1,761stLowest Crime Rates: 1,785thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,811thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,451stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,621stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,667thLargest Governments: 2,761stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,161stMost Cultured: 3,171stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,286thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,969thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,249thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,894thHighest Average Incomes: 6,994thMost Secular: 9,423rdNudest: 10,666thTop
Highest Economic Output: 11,563rdMost Stationary: 13,796thMost Income Equality: 19,769thMost Efficient Economies: 19,949th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 30th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 37th in the regionSafest: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 41st in the regionMost Pacifist: 42nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 46th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 52nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Developed: 58th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 65th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 66th in the regionNicest Citizens: 66th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 67th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 81st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 93rd in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 110th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 119th in the regionMost Influential: 120th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 123rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 123rd in the regionLargest Governments: 140th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 152nd in the regionMost Cultured: 153rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 170th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 193rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 193rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 297th in the regionMost Stationary: 310th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 318th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 336th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 370th in the regionNudest: 378th in the regionMost Secular: 499th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 712th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 798th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 956th in the region

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