The Unfriendly Zombie Land of Kwaj is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Amata Kabua with a fair hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.578 billion Kwajians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coral Sands. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kwajian economy, worth a remarkable 3,280 trillion Clams a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 197,855 Clams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Kwajian grocery store, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kwaj's national animal is the Hermit Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Almighty Atomic Overlord.

Kwaj is ranked 315,608^th in the world and 5,941^st in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -35.52 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.