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The United Kingdom of Kyiroansk

“Forward, we march unto the Sun” King Yukh'atil III

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Kelra

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Kyiroansk

Population2.866 billion

CapitalCherzhnyastok
LeaderKing Yukh'atil III
FaithKyiro-Atenism

CurrencyRujin
AnimalSimien Fox

The United Kingdom of Kyiroansk is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Yukh'atil III with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, sprawling nuclear power plants, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.866 billion Kyiroanskians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cherzhnyastok. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyiroanskian economy, worth 500 trillion Rujins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,637 Rujins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 718,230 per year while the poor average 27,995, a ratio of 25.7 to 1.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, loudmouthed journalists are given the chop, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, and being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyiroansk's national animal is the Simien Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kyiro-Atenism.

Kyiroansk is ranked 20,485th in the world and 20th in Kelra for Most Authoritarian, with 3,049.55 milliStalins.

Top
1%
Most Devout: 2,825thMost Armed: 2,992ndTop
5%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,401stMost Patriotic: 4,108thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,111thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,121stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,463rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,990thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,108thMost Conservative: 8,891stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,898thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,407thHighest Average Incomes: 14,556thMost Cultured: 14,591stTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 17,279thLargest Mining Sector: 19,162ndLargest Governments: 19,693rdMost Efficient Economies: 20,292ndMost Authoritarian: 20,485thMost Developed: 21,193rdMost Subsidized Industry: 21,697thLowest Crime Rates: 22,715thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,121stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,471stLargest Publishing Industry: 26,140th
Top
1%
Most Armed: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionTop
10%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kyiroansk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyiroansk, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
  • : Kyiroansk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Kyiroansk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyiroansk, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyiroansk, loudmouthed journalists are given the chop.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyiroansk, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyiroansk, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyiroansk, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyiroansk, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.

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