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The Centro Warzone States of Kyldellian Gilge

“No pain, No gain!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Kylden

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Kyldellian Gilge

Population13.697 billion

CapitalThor City
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyGram
AnimalMonster

The Centro Warzone States of Kyldellian Gilge is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its feral children, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.697 billion Kyldellians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thor City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Centro Social Alliance economy, worth an astonishing 10,745 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 784,523 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory, children are sent to either religious or secular schools, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Gilge's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Gilge is ranked 184,151st in the world and 9th in Kylden for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 7thMost Subsidized Industry: 15thHighest Average Incomes: 38thLargest Black Market: 54thLargest Publishing Industry: 61stMost Efficient Economies: 63rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 87thMost Armed: 101stMost Cultured: 107thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 122ndLargest Governments: 127thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 127thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 148thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 150thMost Scientifically Advanced: 157thLargest Information Technology Sector: 160thMost Advanced Public Transport: 172ndMost Advanced Public Education: 202ndHighest Crime Rates: 204thLargest Welfare Programs: 214thRudest Citizens: 215thMost Inclusive: 218thMost Rebellious Youth: 221stSmartest Citizens: 225thHighest Average Tax Rates: 233rdHighest Economic Output: 326thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 328thLargest Gambling Industry: 409thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 449thMost Devout: 713thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 808thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 828thLargest Retail Industry: 947thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,822ndTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,956thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,067thMost Developed: 2,116thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,345thFattest Citizens: 2,491stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,504thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,572ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,738thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,176thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,556thMost Stationary: 4,592ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,700thMost Influential: 9,023rdTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,052ndHighest Drug Use: 11,247thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,915thLargest Populations: 14,849thNudest: 16,538th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, children are sent to either religious or secular schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Centro Social Alliance sovereign territory.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.

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