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The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Halon

“You mess with the people, you mess with the state!” The Founder

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Kylden

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Kyldellian Halon

Population19.83 billion

CapitalThe Great Fortress of Mt Iris
LeaderThe Founder
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyGram
AnimalMonster

The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Halon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Founder with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 19.83 billion Kyldellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Fortress of Mt Iris. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 12,706 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is a breathtaking 640,772 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Max Barry is this year's Miss Kyldellian Halon, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Halon's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Halon is ranked 34th in the world and 1st in Kylden for Smartest Citizens, with 504.78 quips per hour.

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Most Patriotic: 4thLargest Governments: 4thMost Cultured: 9thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10thSafest: 11thMost Efficient Economies: 15thLowest Crime Rates: 23rdSmartest Citizens: 34thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 34thMost Scientifically Advanced: 45thHighest Food Quality: 48thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 50thHighest Poor Incomes: 50thMost Developed: 87thMost Subsidized Industry: 91stLongest Average Lifespans: 98thMost Inclusive: 113thHighest Average Incomes: 133rdLargest Publishing Industry: 143rdHealthiest Citizens: 200thMost Advanced Public Transport: 209thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 225thMost Devout: 342ndHighest Economic Output: 359thMost Armed: 370thRudest Citizens: 389thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 408thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 411thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 416thMost Advanced Public Education: 445thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 485thLargest Information Technology Sector: 553rdLargest Welfare Programs: 621stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 646thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 720thLargest Agricultural Sector: 763rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 864thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,029thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,630thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,212thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,389thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,161stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,325thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,571stMost Stationary: 3,711thLargest Retail Industry: 4,208thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,878thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,703rdMost Influential: 9,090thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,546thLargest Populations: 11,471stTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 24,839th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, Max Barry is this year's Miss Kyldellian Halon.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, Kyldellian royals love to remind their siblings who was adopted first.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner.

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