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The Warzone States of Kyldellian Mencorp

“Better go chaos then tyranny!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Kylden

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Kyldellian Mencorp

Population22.208 billion

CapitalDark City
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyDollar
AnimalMonster

The Warzone States of Kyldellian Mencorp is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.208 billion Kyldellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 18,078 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 814,060 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, graffiti graces every city's streets, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Mencorp's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Mencorp is ranked 636th in the world and 3rd in Kylden for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 23,897.49 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 25thMost Subsidized Industry: 38thLargest Black Market: 51stHighest Average Incomes: 53rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 61stLargest Publishing Industry: 71stMost Efficient Economies: 87thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 127thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 130thLargest Governments: 140thLargest Welfare Programs: 162ndMost Cultured: 164thMost Armed: 177thHighest Economic Output: 184thMost Advanced Public Education: 188thMost Patriotic: 193rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 201stHighest Average Tax Rates: 215thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 219thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 234thMost Rebellious Youth: 248thMost Scientifically Advanced: 299thLargest Information Technology Sector: 319thSmartest Citizens: 360thRudest Citizens: 361stHighest Crime Rates: 382ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 484thHighest Food Quality: 514thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 619thLargest Gambling Industry: 636thMost Inclusive: 652ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 808thMost Devout: 878thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,019thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,312thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,686thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,844thLargest Retail Industry: 2,037thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,429thMost Developed: 2,462ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,493rdTop
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Most Stationary: 3,414thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,701stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,217thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,941stMost Influential: 8,781stLargest Populations: 12,500thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,994thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 15,225thFattest Citizens: 18,851stMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,511th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.

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