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The Warzone States of Kyldellian Mencorp

“Better go chaos then tyranny!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Kylden

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Kyldellian Mencorp

Population14.289 billion

CapitalDark City
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyDollar
AnimalMonster

The Warzone States of Kyldellian Mencorp is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.289 billion Kyldellians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 11,154 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 780,668 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", and some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Mencorp's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Mencorp is ranked 204,343rd in the world and 12th in Kylden for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -28.76 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 8thHighest Poor Incomes: 10thHighest Average Incomes: 44thLargest Black Market: 54thMost Efficient Economies: 55thMost Advanced Public Transport: 68thLargest Publishing Industry: 72ndLargest Governments: 103rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 108thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 110thMost Cultured: 112thLargest Welfare Programs: 134thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 143rdMost Armed: 148thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 150thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 151stMost Advanced Public Education: 174thHighest Average Tax Rates: 177thLargest Information Technology Sector: 208thRudest Citizens: 213thMost Inclusive: 220thMost Scientifically Advanced: 243rdSmartest Citizens: 251stMost Rebellious Youth: 263rdHighest Economic Output: 317thHighest Crime Rates: 326thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 562ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 594thLargest Gambling Industry: 647thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 661stMost Devout: 702ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 825thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,065thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,120thLargest Retail Industry: 1,362ndMost Developed: 1,768thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,994thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,398thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,537thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,689thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,710thMost Stationary: 4,492ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,261stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,913thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,309thMost Influential: 10,085thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 11,224thLargest Populations: 14,981stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,147thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,644th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector, Nudest, and Largest Basket Weaving Sector.

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