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The Centro Warzone States of Kyldellian Mencorp

“Better go chaos then tyranny!”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Kylden

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Kyldellian Mencorp

Population12.675 billion

CapitalDark City
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyDollar
AnimalMonster

The Centro Warzone States of Kyldellian Mencorp is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.675 billion Kyldellians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Centro Social Alliance economy, worth a remarkable 9,576 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 755,563 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, the last thing Centro Social Alliance soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, and the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Mencorp's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Mencorp is ranked 26,925th in the world and 2nd in Kylden for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 74.81 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 10thHighest Poor Incomes: 12thHighest Average Incomes: 41stMost Advanced Public Transport: 73rdLargest Publishing Industry: 79thLargest Black Market: 91stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 95thLargest Governments: 107thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 110thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 113thLargest Welfare Programs: 121stMost Armed: 123rdMost Cultured: 125thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 129thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 133rdRudest Citizens: 170thMost Advanced Public Education: 173rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 176thHighest Average Tax Rates: 179thMost Inclusive: 204thMost Scientifically Advanced: 230thSmartest Citizens: 260thMost Rebellious Youth: 274thHighest Crime Rates: 289thHighest Economic Output: 384thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 544thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 687thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 719thLargest Gambling Industry: 723rdMost Devout: 825thMost Developed: 850thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 889thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 971stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,024thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,170thLargest Retail Industry: 1,366thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,403rdTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,823rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,219thMost Efficient Economies: 3,214thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,062ndMost Stationary: 4,824thFattest Citizens: 5,640thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,301stHighest Drug Use: 7,466thTop
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Most Influential: 8,857thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,149thNudest: 12,090thLargest Populations: 15,312th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, the last thing Centro Social Alliance soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, hackers post hourly updates on international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, passengers often cause a stink on public transport.

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