The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Myral is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 24.603 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maldon City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 12,770 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 519,053 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, and snitches get riches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Myral's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Myral is ranked 3,504^th in the world and 7^th in Kylden for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 11,117.15 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.