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The Centro Warzone States of Kyldellian Zereack

“Your utopia, My dystopia”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Kylden

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Kyldellian Zereack

Population12.654 billion

CapitalGreyfield City
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyKerpton
AnimalMonster

The Centro Warzone States of Kyldellian Zereack is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.654 billion Kyldellians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greyfield City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Centro Social Alliance economy, worth a remarkable 9,579 trillion Kerptons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 757,071 Kerptons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Zereack's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Zereack is ranked 711th in the world and 1st in Kylden for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 13,858.03 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 6thMost Subsidized Industry: 10thHighest Average Incomes: 41stLargest Publishing Industry: 73rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 87thLargest Black Market: 92ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 98thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 101stMost Cultured: 107thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 114thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 115thMost Armed: 121stLargest Governments: 123rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 125thLargest Welfare Programs: 151stMost Scientifically Advanced: 165thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 168thMost Inclusive: 182ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 193rdMost Rebellious Youth: 196thMost Advanced Public Education: 204thRudest Citizens: 212thSmartest Citizens: 264thHighest Crime Rates: 309thHighest Economic Output: 388thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 441stLargest Gambling Industry: 515thMost Devout: 600thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 613thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 628thMost Developed: 710thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 711thLongest Average Lifespans: 849thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,401stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,413thLargest Retail Industry: 1,565thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,595thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,880thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,645thMost Efficient Economies: 3,240thMost Stationary: 4,815thFattest Citizens: 5,415thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,794thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,167thHighest Drug Use: 6,724thNudest: 8,370thTop
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Most Influential: 8,838thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,473rdLargest Populations: 15,590th
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, wheelchair-enabled paratroopers need access ramps to get onto planes but not off them.
  • : Kyldellian Zereack was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.

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