The Federation of Kymenlaakso wellbeing services county is a massive, genial nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.117 billion Kymenlaakso wellbeing services countyians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 61.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kymenlaakso wellbeing services countyian economy, worth 79.1 trillion gambles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,802 gambles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned gambleball fields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kymenlaakso wellbeing services county's national animal is the gamble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kymenlaakso wellbeing services county is ranked 45,988^th in the world and 4^th in Wellbeing services counties of Finland for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 5,715.39 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.