Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: the Rejected Realms
Population | 22.661 billion |
Capital | Kyorgia City |
Leader | Kyorgia Kyosson-Hartwell Vonimof |
Faith | Zyonnism |
Currency | Kyorgian Money |
Animal | Takin |
The Defender of the Rejected of Kyorgia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kyorgia Kyosson-Hartwell Vonimof with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 22.661 billion Kyorgians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyorgia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Kyorgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,740 trillion Kyorgian Monies a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 120,943 Kyorgian Monies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 657,814 per year while the poor average 11,432, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.
Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyorgia's national animal is the Takin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Zyonnism.
Kyorgia is ranked 157,078th in the world and 3,790th in the Rejected Realms for Most Conservative, scoring 51.83 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kyorgia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Kyorgia lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : The Interstellar Commonwealth of Toerana renamed the office held by Kyorgia from "--> TARGET ME FOR EXTERMINATION <--" to "Complaints Department" in The Rejected Realms.
- : Kyorgia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Kyorgia was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Interstellar Commonwealth of Toerana, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Kyorgia was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Gayness Overdose of ACSNumber3, killing 31 million zombies.
- : Kyorgia was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Interstellar Commonwealth of Toerana, killing 74 million zombies.
- : Kyorgia was ravaged by a Zombie Walker Horde from The Mom says I'm too girly of ACSNumber2, infecting 2 million survivors.
- : Kyorgia was ravaged by a Zombie Walker Horde from The Iced Coffee Addict of ACSNumber1, infecting 1 million survivors.
- : Kyorgia was ravaged by a Zombie Runner Horde from The Iɱαɠιɳαɾყ Cσυɳƚɾყ of New Anarchisticstan, infecting 2 million survivors.