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The Defender of the Rejected of Kyorgia

“Bringing Rejected back into The Rejected Realms”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Kyorgia

Population22.661 billion

CapitalKyorgia City
LeaderKyorgia Kyosson-Hartwell Vonimof
FaithZyonnism

CurrencyKyorgian Money
AnimalTakin

The Defender of the Rejected of Kyorgia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kyorgia Kyosson-Hartwell Vonimof with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 22.661 billion Kyorgians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyorgia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyorgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,740 trillion Kyorgian Monies a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 120,943 Kyorgian Monies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 657,814 per year while the poor average 11,432, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyorgia's national animal is the Takin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Kyorgia is ranked 157,078th in the world and 3,790th in the Rejected Realms for Most Conservative, scoring 51.83 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 106thMost Subsidized Industry: 149thLargest Publishing Industry: 765thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,638thHighest Crime Rates: 1,853rdMost Cultured: 2,152ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,245thLargest Black Market: 2,462ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,685thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5,161stMost Efficient Economies: 5,617thHighest Food Quality: 7,422ndHighest Economic Output: 8,768thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,018thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,606thMost Influential: 13,140thMost Devout: 13,640thLargest Populations: 13,759thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,066thHealthiest Citizens: 15,525thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 20,430thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29,712th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 40th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 47th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 47th in the regionLargest Black Market: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 58th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 108th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 119th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 165th in the regionLargest Populations: 190th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 196th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 202nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 230th in the regionMost Influential: 316th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 338th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 368th in the regionMost Devout: 379th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 440th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 472nd in the regionMost Stationary: 477th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 635th in the regionRudest Citizens: 695th in the region

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