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The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav

“Work for your family, and for everyone” General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: 10000 Islands



Population16.102 billion

LeaderGeneral Secretary Nikita Alahomorov

Currencyparty-approved credit
AnimalArmored Kyrizstanislavi Bear

The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.102 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 5,994 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 372,279 party-approved credits, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, and political activists are routinely executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.

Kyrizstanislav is ranked 203,375th in the world and 1,167th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -2.62 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Secular: 33rdMost Influential: 107thMost Patriotic: 231stLowest Crime Rates: 244thLargest Agricultural Sector: 314thLargest Information Technology Sector: 371stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 403rdMost Corrupt Governments: 491stLargest Governments: 542ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 602ndSmartest Citizens: 621stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 632ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 669thMost Beautiful Environments: 678thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 919thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 937thHighest Average Incomes: 1,232ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,788thHighest Economic Output: 1,895thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,073rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,095thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,156thLargest Black Market: 2,547thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,576thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,913thHealthiest Citizens: 2,997thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,394thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,448thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,566thMost Efficient Economies: 4,614thMost Stationary: 5,646thBest Weather: 6,111thMost Authoritarian: 7,636thMost Cultured: 7,840thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,446thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,653rdMost Developed: 13,497thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 15,332ndLargest Populations: 18,438thMost Conservative: 18,658th
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 32nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 37th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 38th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 41st in the regionMost Stationary: 50th in the regionMost Extreme: 53rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 53rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 58th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 66th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 68th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 79th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 79th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 86th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 112th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 126th in the regionLargest Populations: 134th in the regionBest Weather: 135th in the region

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