The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, enslaved workforce, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.294 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 8,775 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 412,088 party-approved credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Collective watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, a wide-ranging purge of leading officials and family members is being carried out by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov, and the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.

Kyrizstanislav is ranked 1,444^th in the world and 24^th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 22,815.35 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.