The New Federal Republic of Kyroio is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Minister Alexei Yanovich with an even hand, and renowned for its closed borders, vat-grown people, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.162 billion Kyroians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Prodvizheniye. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyroioan economy, worth a remarkable 1,007 trillion Yuroes a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 242,077 Yuroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is compulsory, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers, retail stores have reported mile-long lines after the ban on video games was lifted, and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyroio's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Pluralist.

Kyroio is ranked 2,247^th in the world and 1^st in The Germanic isles for Most Patriotic, with 104.15 flags saluted per person per day.