by Max Barry

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The Republic of Kyrtizhan

“Novus Ordo Seclorum”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The East Pacific



Population7.165 billion


Animalbearded dragon

The Republic of Kyrtizhan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Thomas with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.165 billion Kyrtizhanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Princeton. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kyrtizhanian economy, worth 930 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,829 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Kyrtizhan will pay them to stop, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, and airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrtizhan's national animal is the bearded dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kyrtizhan is ranked 161,066th in the world and 6,701st in The East Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -4.9 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Devout: 2,350thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,147thNicest Citizens: 3,449thMost Influential: 3,682ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,094thBest Weather: 4,292ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,749thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,818thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,135thMost Pacifist: 5,653rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,874thSafest: 5,921stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,134thMost Developed: 6,536thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,603rdMost Cultured: 6,869thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,449thLowest Crime Rates: 7,608thMost Inclusive: 7,887thSmartest Citizens: 7,920thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,299thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 10,662ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,917thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,964thMost Stationary: 13,678thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,064thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,993rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,088thHighest Economic Output: 18,090thHighest Average Incomes: 18,812thMost Efficient Economies: 19,933rdLargest Governments: 20,322ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,567thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,680th
Most Devout: 50th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 107th in the regionNicest Citizens: 117th in the regionBest Weather: 125th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 142nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 146th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 152nd in the regionSafest: 173rd in the regionMost Cultured: 176th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 176th in the regionMost Developed: 178th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 179th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 183rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 183rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 192nd in the regionMost Stationary: 199th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 207th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 211th in the regionMost Inclusive: 241st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 244th in the regionMost Influential: 248th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 269th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 284th in the regionLargest Populations: 306th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 313th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 314th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 343rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 419th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 499th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 512th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 518th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 534th in the regionLargest Governments: 544th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 600th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 610th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 666th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 773rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kyrtizhan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Kyrtizhan endorsed The Kingdom of Grey Haven of Tauraucania.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrtizhan, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrtizhan, courtrooms can be a little sketchy.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrtizhan, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Kyrtizhan will pay them to stop.
  • : Kyrtizhan endorsed The Holy Empire of Nevertopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrtizhan, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".
  • : Kyrtizhan was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrtizhan, rumor has it that Thomas has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Kyrtizhan was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Nevertopia.


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