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The Holy Big of Kyssers

“tres r bad 4 me :(” Therapist

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Canterbury

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Kyssers

Population4.565 billion

CapitalKyssers City
LeaderTherapist
FaithReneism

CurrencyMilligram of Magnesium
Animallemming

The Holy Big of Kyssers is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Therapist with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.565 billion downers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyssers City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient dismal economy, worth 750 trillion Milligrams of Magnesium a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,474 Milligrams of Magnesium, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyssers's national animal is the lemming, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reneism.

Kyssers is ranked 1,559th in the world and 1st in Canterbury for Most Developed, scoring 97.27 on the Human Development Index.

Top
1%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 836thBest Weather: 896thMost Pacifist: 943rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 971stNicest Citizens: 1,005thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,209thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,228thMost Inclusive: 1,318thHealthiest Citizens: 1,389thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,433rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,488thMost Developed: 1,559thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,570thSafest: 1,683rdTop
5%
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,720thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,749thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,750thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,114thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,261stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,301stSmartest Citizens: 3,104thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,165thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,229thLargest Governments: 3,372ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,476thLowest Crime Rates: 3,890thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,238thMost Cultured: 4,778thMost Secular: 6,645thMost Efficient Economies: 7,611thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,720thTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 9,848thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,808thNudest: 13,431st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kyssers's influence in Canterbury fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Kyssers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Kyssers's influence in Canterbury rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Kyssers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Kyssers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyssers, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyssers, the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyssers, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
  • : Kyssers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Kyssers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.

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