The Nu Metal Band of L I N K I N P A R K is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Chester Emily-Bennington-Armstrong with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 942 million Linkin Park Fans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Papercut. The average income tax rate is 40.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient L I N K I N P A R Kian economy, worth 31.7 trillion Meteoras a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,641 Meteoras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, the L I N K I N P A R Kian basket weaving sector is on the brink of collapse as cheap imports flood the market, Chester Emily-Bennington-Armstrong has just been declared ruler of L I N K I N P A R K in an international press conference, and politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. L I N K I N P A R K's national animal is the Mike Shinoda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

L I N K I N P A R K is ranked 137,165^th in the world and 528^th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,716.77 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.