The République Fédérale of La Meuf is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 647 million Les Meufiques hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lille. The average income tax rate is 47.7%.

The all-consuming La Meufienne economy, worth 56.7 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 87,584 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Meuf's national animal is the Truite, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

La Meuf is ranked 272,182^nd in the world and 1,329^th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -6.16 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.